People not turning up to work is the bane of the hospitality industry.
People not turning up to work and blithely expecting to keep their job is one of the amusing anomalies of the hospitality industry.
Actual reasons for not turning up to work:
Too lazy to get out of bed,
Had a party to go to instead,
Took lots of drugs and didn't wake up in time,
etc etc etc.
Reason given to the boss for not turning up to work: "Sick".
The day after blowing a shift, they all take action to retain their job. Thus Mine Host has quite a collection of "medical certificates" (issued by a tame doctor the day after the no-show for work) stating "an unspecified medical condition"
For staff who live on the job this is more difficult. There are credibility issues if one spends the day exhibiting boisterousness in a hale and hearty manner at home, whilst simultaneously claiming to be too ill to make it downstairs to for work.
The husband of a couple living and working in the pub, a big hearty chap, (Three weeks into the job and fast approaching his "use-by" date - even more faster now) failed to front for work yesterday.
It was as if he had been abducted by aliens, he was absent, his wife knew nothing (or may have known something as some people, and she is one, are inarticulate to the point where they are incapable of giving a straight answer to anything, even if they want to)
Today he appears (having thought first to pop into the handiest GP's surgery) brandishing a medical certificate stating "an unspecified medical condition".
Mine Host, who knows very well when someone is too ill to work, eyeballs him and says "Big strong man like you, bouncing up & down the stairs yesterday and this morning, too crook to work - in a pig's eye!"
Straight-faced and without a hint of guile, he states "I thought I might've had Swine Flu, played it safe & checked"
You couldn't make up stuff like this!
This time next week he won't be on the payroll.