Dog Food

• One of Mine Host's chores as a kid was to gather dog food.
• Here he is posing with some freshly obtained dog food
• It has just been unloaded from the wagon it was collected in.
• This photo is principally of the wallabies.
• The brno is there simply because that was easier than leaning it against something.
• This photo was taken by my Grandmother.
• Mum helped arrange the pose of the wallabies.
• ... thus they both unwittingly conspired to destroy my chances of Olympic selection.
• The angle is quite low, to make me appear taller, as I wanted to seem like a "big kid".
• Should any moisturiser-using pansy from the Australian Olympic Swimming Committee make so much as one crack about this photo being inappropriate for showing to Mine Host's "grandmother or mother"; then....
• .....they'll wish to god they'd stayed at home to select dogs & cats for the annual pet show.
• That is guaranteed!