In this age of modern communications technology, a not uncommon occurrence is Mine Host "springing" one of the barmaids "texting" instead of working.
Usual outcome: A half hour (or on occassion an hour) being wiped from her timesheet by mutual agreement. Alternative to "mutual agreement" = the SACK.
One of the barmaids particularly resisted Mine Host having a quick glance at what was keeping her from filling the ever increasing number of empty glasses.
It transpired that she was getting men (barflies) to use their camera phone to photograph their genitals (whilst sitting at the bar) and send the photo to her mobile phone.
NO PHOTO WITH THIS POST
6 comments:
Desperados, all of 'em.
Steve
If you told Quiggin about my earlier post I think you are a piece of shit
Steve Chidio
Oh my goodness! She took advantage of drunk men who were gleefully showing off their genitals on mobile phone? hehehe... Lots of hook-ups happening at pubs is not surprising!!!
steve
thumbs up for this "half" monty.. will now be more careful of the blokes i sit next to when at the bar in future...
mbefree
NO PHOTOS WITH THIS POST
Is that an apology, an advisory or a complaint? *g*
Does give a whole new meaning to flash photography though, stored on a flash disk, and her job gone in a flash...
Post a Comment