Scene: Busy bottleshop in shopping centre.
Cast: Harried Staff x 1
Peripheral Customers x several
Korean Field Workers x 4
Props: Coldroom full of beer & stuff at rear of bottleshop
Action: Peripheral customer (elderly lady) asks Harried Staff (at cash register) for an item.
Harried Staff replies "You can find that inside the coldroom Dearie"
Peripheral Customer: "But I can't get into the coldroom, it is full"
Harried Staff: (Thinking) Gosh, it will be easier to go over there & get it for her than to explain, besides, wonder what can possibly be blocking the coldroom, I was in there only a half hour ago!
(typical view inside a coldroom)
Inside the beer coldroom:
Several 30-packs of beer cans pulled out & arranged in a circle (like Stonehenge). Each of these "stools" was occupied by a Korean Field Hand, in the middle, perched on another 30-pack, are cakes and opened packets of biscuits, a thermos of tea, cups, sugar, etc.
Harried Staff: (Unable to believe her eyes) "Can I help you to get anything?"
Korean Field Hand: (The one with the most English, while the others smile and nod) "No thank you, not need anything"
Harried Staff: (Attempting to clarify a previously unconceptualised event) "Do you wish to buy anything?"
Korean Field Hand: "Oh no thank you, we have tea, biscuit, not need to buy anything"