Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Government Mandates Job Cuts

Unfair dismissal laws apply again to Mine Host as of next year.

Thus, between now and then ten staff will be sacked. The provision of cheap meals to the multitude shall cease.

Pensionsers, low paid workers, children and the frugal, will all have to go hungry or learn to eat dog food.

Thus Mine Host's exposure to these laws will be reduced. The corresponding slight reduction in profits more than compensated for by the removal of a major headache. (Running the cheap bistro)

2 comments:

SACKERSON said...

A good example of the law of unintended consequences.

I see you turned down my job app.

Umm Yasmin said...

No Gordon Ramsey aspirations then?