Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Government Mandates Job Cuts

Unfair dismissal laws apply again to Mine Host as of next year.

Thus, between now and then ten staff will be sacked. The provision of cheap meals to the multitude shall cease.

Pensionsers, low paid workers, children and the frugal, will all have to go hungry or learn to eat dog food.

Thus Mine Host's exposure to these laws will be reduced. The corresponding slight reduction in profits more than compensated for by the removal of a major headache. (Running the cheap bistro)

Friday, September 19, 2008

Three Things you will NEVER see!

Because the answers won't be palatable to the political class, Australia will never have a referendum on the these questions:
1/. Capital Punishment
2/. Continued Muslim Migration (supplementary question on continued mosque construction)
3/. Mandatory Jail Terms (three strikes & you're in)

Thursday, September 11, 2008


As the years advance, Mine Host become more feeble of mind.

For as he recalls it, nothing signifcant occurred on the

9th of November 2001

There has been a significant event on the 9th of November (1989).
(Brought to the attention of Mine Host by Sackerson in comments)