Thursday, March 22, 2012

Equal Before the Law

Bar Manager is unable to make it to work.

He's in hospital. Beaten up.

Returning at midnight to his home, from an evening excursion, he was set upon in the street by a gang of youth. The gang were all south pacific islanders. In between punces/kicks (etc) they screamed out that tonight they wanted to "smash up a whitey".

The bar manager made it into his houseyard, where for some reason he believed he'd be safe.

Heaven knows where he got this idea, for this is where the worst of the flogging occurred. They came into the houseyard, where they really set upon him.

The police know who the perpetrators are, and will "pick them up" later on.

This being a "race hate" crime, the perpetrators will have a raft of extra legal pain to wade through.

Naturally.

They will be charged with lots of extra "race hate" things. Won't they?

The Magistrate will throw the book at 'em? Surely?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ouch there must be SOME joy in running a pub despite the best endeavours of society to make it miserable. Bus driving is just as bad; wouldn't a job at Bunning's be a bit more relaxed.
Just "where's the Paint Department?" "You're in it, sir......."

RebeccaH said...

They will be charged with lots of extra "race hate" things. Won't they?

The Magistrate will throw the book at 'em? Surely?


I don't know, how politically correct is your law enforcement? If it's anything like ours, Bar Manager had better get himself a gun (legal or otherwise) he can hide in his waistband.

rinardman said...

Of course, it will be viewed as a race hate crime. The bar manager is white, so he provoked the islanders into attacking him, because they hate whites.

If he wasn't white, they'd have no reason to attack him! Duh!

At least that's how it would work in the good'ol US of A.