Saturday, October 12, 2013
Nobody Tells Him to Wear Pants
By the Health Inspector. Who brings this to the attention of the Exec Chef.
The culprit, whose finely tuned radar has detected that he may have just brought some serious boss heat down on himself, is summoned to the office for a "no-coffee" discussion.
This sub-continental's reason for not washing his hands, ever?
"It's not my fault, you've never run a training course on washing hands, so how would I know what to do?" (Oh brother....)
Mine Host (already clicking the computer screen through to hireachef.com or somesuch) enquires somewhat acidly of this goose when did he last attend a training course that showed how to put your pants on?
This was too oblique, or too deep, for the sub-continental. The response was a blank stare.
Mine Host followed up with a supplementary question as to when had been the most recent training course that showed how to get food into your mouth?
This at least brought a quizzical grunt of incomprehension.
Mine Host then delivered his final line of the interview;
"Well, you do manage to eat food don't you?"