Scene: The Wayside Tavern office.
Time: 2:00 a.m.
Cast: Mine Host,
One female staff.
Costumes: Mine Host in usual office wear (polo shirt and elastic shorts)
Female staffer in nightie (not a slip-on, but a button-up)
Action: Female staff enters the office, pointedly closes the door, managing to undo a button or two in the process. Proceeds to the desk, where Mine Host is seated and rather than sit opposite, sits to one side, with no furniture or other objects between her and Mine Host.
It is quite obvious she is wearing nothing beneath her nightie.
"Good morning Miranda, how may I help you?"
"I just came to talk to you"
"What do you want to talk about?"
"Nothing in particular, just that we should do more.... talking... (purr... purr)" (wriggles a little on her chair)
"Hmm, okay, please go and open the door."
"I'd rather... talk with the door closed (purr... purr)"
"Miranda, open the door. Now"
"But I want to... talk.. to you" (pout)
"Miranda, it is two o'clock in the morning, you are dressed borderline indecently, I am busy, this is a working office. So...Open-the-door-right-now!"
She stands, re-opens the office door, managing to do up all buttons in the process.
She then returns not to her seat, but to one on the opposite side of the desk, chats inanely for about a minute and a half, then leaves.