Two security guards, employees of the company that contracts to the Wayside Tavern, walk into the offices of the Liquor Licencing Inspector.
They are there to report their (indirect) employer, the Wayside Tavern.
They report that the Wayside Tavern is routinely packed with "too many" patrons, that the "legal ratio of patrons to security guards is often exceeded (there is no such ratio, legal or otherwise).
The really good part: They state that they are "scared" to go to work, as there are "lots of fights" inside the venue.
The Liquor Licencing Inspector draws back, asks them if their job description really is "Security Guard"? Then advises them to "give the game away" if they are actually scared at having to handle the odd scuffle here & there.
He then pointed out that if they are unable to handle their job, or are unhappy with it, that they should be taking it up with their boss (the head of the security company) rather than with Liquor Licencing.
His actually prefaced his sermon to them with the phrase "How about you fellers grow a pair....?"
Of course these guards & their firm are now former contractors. The Licencing Inspector telephoned to inform of the actions not only of the security guards, but of their boss, who had phoned the same Licencing Inspector to make the same complaint.
On the basis of this phone call, the security company's contract was terminated the same day.
2 comments:
First the cops, and then the "security" "guards" complain about too many people at your place.
People must really resent that the Wayside Tavern is popular. Is having fun on the shady side of illegal in your part of the world?
Australians whining about bar fights? Another illusion shattered. Please tell me they were Kiwis...
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