Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Not Fat or Ugly

"Hi my name is Joe Blow, im a Qualified chef, im a hard, punctual and reliable worker. Ive been travelling chefing for the last 4 years i can commit for at least 2 years. Please find attached a brief resume for any more information please contact me on 0123456789

I can start this asap. i couldnt find any photos but im australian of australian back ground, not fat, not ugly, nothing wrong with me and you wont have any shocks, im well presented."

It was the 2nd paragraph that got him hired. I've never read anything quite like it in a job application.


Sackerson said...

Reminds me of the Aus fitness club whose poster said, "Come inside: why be fat and ugly when you could just be ugly?"

RebeccaH said...

There's a billboard down by Cincinnati that says: "Your wife is hot! Call XXXX Heating and Air."

Mine Host said...

Hehe, both good ones!